Über-Special training only the most elite Fake Navy Seals get. Acceptance into the Gorilla Warfare Training program only takes place if the participant has achieved Enormous fake achievements, and has proven oneself on many fake secret missions. Upon arrival, the participant must fight the local hierarchy of Gorillas, all the way to the silver-back. Each tier progressively gets more oil poured on the combatant gorilla, as to make it harder.
First revealed on Youtube by soakedtothemerrow -
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth."
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth."
by 487j August 18, 2012
What you may sometimes see only in movies, where man actually has to fight apes strategically in a war scenario.
by Mikey T February 5, 2005
shave your pubes on a pillow, get a girl to give you a bj, semenate in her face, and slam her face on the pillow
by AsTa August 3, 2005
A psychiatric condition characterized by violent, aggressive, and entitled outbursts toward successful members of society.
Although the direct cause of Gorilla Warfare outbursts remain unknown, genetics, long term illicit drug use, and dependence on SSDI or (Social Security Disability Income) for extended periods of time are suspected to be contributing factors.
by Iknowuseeit02 June 1, 2022